Old-timey Enthusiast Gifts

Welcome class of 1919: It was a sad, yet triumphant day for Sid.

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

"What old school? This is my life."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Computer Class.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Edison invents the personal stereo

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Abacus.

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'