Old-timey Enthusiast Gifts

Welcome class of 1919: It was a sad, yet triumphant day for Sid.

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"What old school? This is my life."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Computer Class.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

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