Club-wielding Enthusiast Gifts

The invention of baseball.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

The Walk of Shame

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Gorgeous Groovers.

Gentleman's Club Scene

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Explorers Club

Nerd night at the club.

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Anyway, who'd want to go clubbing, dementedly waving their arms in the air?"

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."