Quirky Club Enthusiast Gifts

The Stand-about society.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Niche Extracurriculars

Gentleman's Club Scene

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Pole Vaulting Club

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

The invention of baseball.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

Cybergoths.

Nerd night at the club.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Lap Line-Dancing Club