Gentleman's Club Enthusiast Gifts

Gentleman's Club Scene

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

The invention of baseball.

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Nerd night at the club.

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"If we don't smoke absurdly large cigars, then the sensibly-sized cigar smokers will have won."

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

"Okay, she can have the kids, but my golf clubs stay with me."

The Life of the Party

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

"You. You. And you."

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

'Mensa smoking club'

"Do you have any idea who I am?"

"Honorary members or not, you're not getting in without a tie!"

The Curb Dog Club

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

Thomas Tuchel

'You're not wearing a name badge.'

Victorian Gentleman