Gentleman's Club Enthusiast Gifts

Gentleman's Club Scene

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

The invention of baseball.

Nerd night at the club.

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

The Life of the Party

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

"Okay, she can have the kids, but my golf clubs stay with me."

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"If we don't smoke absurdly large cigars, then the sensibly-sized cigar smokers will have won."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"You. You. And you."

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

'You're not wearing a name badge.'

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

The Modern Footballer Shows His Club Loyalty.

"Honorary members or not, you're not getting in without a tie!"

The Curb Dog Club

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

"Do you have any idea who I am?"