Gentleman's Club Goer Gifts

'A question of port.'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Gentleman's Club Scene

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'Is the divorce pool still open?'

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"My prescription was for Dramamine, not drama queen!"

Red Hat Society.

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

"If we don't smoke absurdly large cigars, then the sensibly-sized cigar smokers will have won."

The Life of the Party

'I don't care if it's only once every 17 years and crucial to a cicada's ability to attract a mate...'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

'This is just the warm up.'

"No long-playing records allowed."

Ok, I'll meet you at the Optimist Club unless I get hit by a bus or something.

In a reverse universe. We say it's a wine drinking club, but the wine is really just an excuse to get together and discuss books.

Shingles Bar.

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

"Wow...tough crowd."

Angry golfer with gun

Victorian Gentleman