Gentleman's Club Dweller Gifts

"If we don't smoke absurdly large cigars, then the sensibly-sized cigar smokers will have won."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

The Dandy

Niche Extracurriculars

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Gentleman's Club Scene

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Pole Vaulting Club

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"Please take me to your club."

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

The Life of the Party

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

Victorian Gentleman

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

'We play in the cat protection league.'

Girl Guided Missile

Lurking Men's Club

Moustached man

Potholing Club has pothole as entrance.

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

Top Hat

Procedure - A Fact.

Gentlemen's club

'A question of port.'

Community Church. . . Back Rubs

Wasp appreciation society

"Welcome to the club. Not my club, mind you - you couldn't afford that."