Gentleman's Club Dweller Prints

"If we don't smoke absurdly large cigars, then the sensibly-sized cigar smokers will have won."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

The Dandy

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Niche Extracurriculars

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Gentleman's Club Scene

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Pole Vaulting Club

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

The Life of the Party

"Please take me to your club."

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

Girl Guided Missile

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

'We play in the cat protection league.'

Victorian Gentleman

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

Gentlemen's club

Lurking Men's Club

Top Hat

Potholing Club has pothole as entrance.

Procedure - A Fact.

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

Moustached man

'A question of port.'

Truth is Great.

Urbane Guerillas

Community Church. . . Back Rubs