Gentleman's Club Connoisseurs Gifts

Henrik Ibsen,

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Gentleman's Club Scene

Jean Philippe Rameau

"The Doge ate my homework."

Maxim Gorky.

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

The Life of the Party

"If we don't smoke absurdly large cigars, then the sensibly-sized cigar smokers will have won."

'I'm not ready to learn about the birds and the bees, Dad...the birth trauma is still too fresh in my mind.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

Victorian Gentleman

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

Top Hat

Procedure - A Fact.

Young Musician Rehearsals in Progress

'A question of port.'

Little Bleak House of Mirth of the Prairie

'It's not you... these days angry mobs are all the rage.'

"He downed a hole in one on the 17th, then proceeded to down a further 10 in the 19th hole. . . so where do you want him?!"

Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

'Good news, I can make you a member of our waiting list.'

"Your usual one too many, sir."

Age Cannot Wither.

'It's alright, ol' man - just looking for my pen!'

'It must have been quite a youthful indiscretion.'

"Thank, Baldo. You're such a gentleman, not like Joey. He's such an inconsiderate bum."