Gentleman's Club Connoisseurs T-Shirts

"Welcome to the club. Not my club, mind you - you couldn't afford that."

Henrik Ibsen,

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Gentleman's Club Scene

Jean Philippe Rameau

"The Doge ate my homework."

Maxim Gorky.

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

The Life of the Party

"If we don't smoke absurdly large cigars, then the sensibly-sized cigar smokers will have won."

'I'm not ready to learn about the birds and the bees, Dad...the birth trauma is still too fresh in my mind.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

Victorian Gentleman

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.

Procedure - A Fact.

Young Musician Rehearsals in Progress

Top Hat

Danny DeVito

"I'm positive. This is the location for the Tupperware after party."

'A question of port.'

'It's not you... these days angry mobs are all the rage.'

"He downed a hole in one on the 17th, then proceeded to down a further 10 in the 19th hole. . . so where do you want him?!"

Little Bleak House of Mirth of the Prairie

Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

'Good news, I can make you a member of our waiting list.'

"Your usual one too many, sir."

Age Cannot Wither.

'It must have been quite a youthful indiscretion.'

'It's alright, ol' man - just looking for my pen!'