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Age Cannot Wither.

The Origami Society...

He looks so natural lying there...

Tim Burton

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Grim's Fairytales

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Gentleman's Club Scene

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'I'll do half of it.'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

Dracula's bedtime.

Dracula Sunrise

'Not more bloody holiday brochures.'

Trilby - 'Tout vient a point, a qui sait attendre'.

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

Teddy boy's picnic

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

The Grim Reaper picking out a Greeting Card for his next victim

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."