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"Thank, Baldo. You're such a gentleman, not like Joey. He's such an inconsiderate bum."

Gentleman's Club Scene

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

'I'll do half of it.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

The Life of the Party

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"Let me try that!"

"There really is no need for confusion about the change in the enforcement of this law. Part 95 of section 33 of article Q in the manual quite clearly states ..."

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Hunting Party in the Highlands.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Victorian Gentleman

'It just says, 'Flick palm to on position!'

"I told him stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby. His jaw got locked in a yawn."

Moustached man

"I am the god of informality but you can call me Ron."

Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

"Your usual one too many, sir."

Age Cannot Wither.

Side Hustle

"How To Turn Stuff Off"