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"Your usual one too many, sir."

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Gentleman's Club Scene

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Time-of-the-month club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'I heard he was funny.'

Interior Monologuist

Nerd night at the club.

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"If we don't smoke absurdly large cigars, then the sensibly-sized cigar smokers will have won."

The Life of the Party

"Okay, she can have the kids, but my golf clubs stay with me."

"You. You. And you."

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

Victorian Gentleman

"Honorary members or not, you're not getting in without a tie!"