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Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

The Origami Society...

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Abacus.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

John Stuart Mill

Gentleman's Club Scene

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Lancelot put to the Test.

Disraeli and Bismarck aim for Compromise at Berlin Congress

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Alfred Adler

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

The Life of the Party

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"Let me try that!"

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

Victorian Gentleman

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

'I thought you said you wuz the last of the Mohicans.'

"When it comes to technology, Fred lives in the moment. The moment is 1987."

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

'We're half way through the nostalgia hour...but I genuinely feel it's not as good now as it was when we started.'

"That's a clock? Where does it display the time?"

Moustached man