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A Bad Time for John Thomas.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Love

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Knight

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Romantic Dreams

Punch Initials - P

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Steampunk Santa

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

Queen's Hotel Ambleside

Whip-Behind.

Baked Potato Seller

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

Bird on stilts.

Ladies Playing Croquet

Three wise men following a lightbulb

Robot Knight

'He's almost human.'