Gentleman Admirer Mugs

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Love

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Knight

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Punch Initials - P

Romantic Dreams

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

Steampunk Santa

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

Queen's Hotel Ambleside

Whip-Behind.

Baked Potato Seller

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

Bird on stilts.

Ladies Playing Croquet

Robot Knight

Three wise men following a lightbulb