Man's Best Friend Admirer Mugs

'He's almost human.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Love

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Forrest Gander

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

'Made your point.'

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"Happy Master's Day."

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

The Wicked Witch goes pet shopping.

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

"Bad dog."

Three wise men following a lightbulb

The Tetterbys

". . . So why, exactly, was the price drastically reduced?"

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

"If we become friends now, in twenty years we can say we've been friends for that long."

"You'd think muses would get book credit mentions."

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

I thought we came from that way. Are you sure there's no South Star? I told you we should have asked Mary for directions. The three wise men on their way home.

"He's interesting. But he's not Brazilian-bikini-wax interesting."

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"