Man's Best Friend Mugs

Be a friend.

Good, but not Great Danes.

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"He may not look like much, but he's been a loyal and loving friend...I think the other one is my husband."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"This never happened."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Garbage Piñata

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

Labrador Non-retriever

30 Days Has Movember

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax