Man's Best Friend Gifts

Be a friend.

Good, but not Great Danes.

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"He may not look like much, but he's been a loyal and loving friend...I think the other one is my husband."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"This never happened."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

Labrador Non-retriever

30 Days Has Movember

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.