Man's Best Friend Lover Gifts

Hunting dog brings back downed kite to hunter.

Shepherd and eurydice

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Dog yoga

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"This is daring, but I like it."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

The Mouse Princess

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Super Dog'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.