Man's Best Friend Lover Pillows

Hunting dog brings back downed kite to hunter.

Shepherd and eurydice

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Dog yoga

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

A large leaf falling on a dog

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

The Mouse Princess

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"This is daring, but I like it."