Man’s Best Friend Believer Pillows

'Made your point.'

Priest

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Good, but not Great Danes.

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Interfaith dialogue

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

Words falling out of bible.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

The Good Samaritan.

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

Faithbook

"Awkward!"

"I just friended God!"

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

'There is no 'I' in Jesus, but there is an 'Us'.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."