Man’s Best Friend Believer Prints

'Made your point.'

Priest

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Good, but not Great Danes.

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Interfaith dialogue

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

Words falling out of bible.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

The Good Samaritan.

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"I just friended God!"

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'Are you going to accept my friend request or not, Adam?'