Man's Best Friend Admirer Prints

'He's almost human.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Love

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Good, but not Great Danes.

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

Forrest Gander

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

'Made your point.'

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

Three wise men following a lightbulb

"Bad dog."

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

The Tetterbys

"If we become friends now, in twenty years we can say we've been friends for that long."

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

"You'd think muses would get book credit mentions."

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

"He's interesting. But he's not Brazilian-bikini-wax interesting."

A Bad Time for John Thomas.