Man's Best Pal Enthusiast Pillows

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

The Origami Society...

"Your love gives me strength."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Good, but not Great Danes.

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Lancelot put to the Test.

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'He's almost human.'

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

"Let me try that!"

"If we become friends now, in twenty years we can say we've been friends for that long."

'We're leaving you two!'

"Do you like this? I made it from scratch!"

'It's the guy code.'