Man's Best Pal Enthusiast Gifts

"Happy Master's Day."

The Origami Society...

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Your love gives me strength."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Good, but not Great Danes.

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Lancelot put to the Test.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'He's almost human.'

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Footballers - Jaap Staam

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

"Let me try that!"

"If we become friends now, in twenty years we can say we've been friends for that long."

'We're leaving you two!'

"He's interesting. But he's not Brazilian-bikini-wax interesting."