Companion Enthusiast Gifts

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Family with pets.

"I heard they mate for life."

"I hate it when we fight."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Incompatible.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"Cat park"

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

Best friends without borders.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

Chasebook for Dogs

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Would your dog pick you for a best friend?

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'