Companionship Enthusiast Gifts

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Canine Companion

Cling-On Dog

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"I hate it when we fight."

"I heard they mate for life."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Incompatible.

Christmas Pets

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Your love gives me strength."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Is this who I am?"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Well, hello there, Boo Boo. Where's Daddy?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'