Companionship Gifts

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"She was a rescue."

"Your love gives me strength."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

Dog fetching slippers for a man in leg casts.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

Assisted Living.

"Well, hello there, Boo Boo. Where's Daddy?"

Man and dog both have leashes.

"You see, your brain is small and mine is bigger, but it can't be much bigger or I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'He was his best friend.'

Dog Food

"Would a little cuddling kill you?"

S/T

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Hello... how are you?... Good... I love you..."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Synchronized sitting"

"The three of us. We’re a pod."

"If I had to be quarantined with anyone, I'm glad it's with you."

"I hate it when we fight."

Now at the Adult Pound

"By the way, I've ordered a cat."

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."