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"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"She was a rescue."

"Your love gives me strength."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

Dog fetching slippers for a man in leg casts.

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

"Would a little cuddling kill you?"

Man and dog both have leashes.

Dog Food

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Assisted Living.

'He was his best friend.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"You see, your brain is small and mine is bigger, but it can't be much bigger or I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Eternal love

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Were we gay?"

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

"By the way, I've ordered a cat."

Now at the Adult Pound

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Love me?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."