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'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I heard they mate for life."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Christmas Pets

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Changing the baby.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Tilly Slowboy

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"