Caregiver T-Shirts

Elderly man on phone in bed - 'Press 1 if you have bed sores, Press 2 if you need to go to the toilet...'

"Some of us are unsung heroes."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Guide To Elderly Services - Care & Don't Care.

'Good morning, here's your placebo, I mean medicine... well, I'm fired.'

"Maybe little Jack Horner became argumentative because he was backed into a corner, leaving him no options."

"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."

Medication.

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

Changing the baby.

Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

Elder Assist Bird.

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

'He's playing air violin. Studies show it reduces compassion fatigue.'

'I'm sorry, dear. I just promised to have and to hold you. Not untangle you.'

Guide Dog and Dementia Elephant

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

Cutting the cost of assisted living facilities

"The only reason he can remember what he had for lunch yesterday, is because it's still in his lap."

'I wait on him hand and foot and foot and foot and ...'

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

'Don't know what he died of. He was always complaining about something or other. I'm just glad I won't have to suffer anymore.'

'You're on your own from here...'

'We each agree to an eight-hour shift. He needs round-the-clock care.'

Care Home. Don't Care Home.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."