Caregiver Mugs

Elderly man on phone in bed - 'Press 1 if you have bed sores, Press 2 if you need to go to the toilet...'

Handle With Care

"Some of us are unsung heroes."

"Did you remember my mints?"

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Guide To Elderly Services - Care & Don't Care.

"Maybe little Jack Horner became argumentative because he was backed into a corner, leaving him no options."

'Good morning, here's your placebo, I mean medicine... well, I'm fired.'

"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

Medication.

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Changing the baby.

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

'He's playing air violin. Studies show it reduces compassion fatigue.'

Elder Assist Bird.

'I'm sorry, dear. I just promised to have and to hold you. Not untangle you.'

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"The only reason he can remember what he had for lunch yesterday, is because it's still in his lap."

'We each agree to an eight-hour shift. He needs round-the-clock care.'

'You're on your own from here...'

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

Cutting the cost of assisted living facilities

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."