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"You've got a lousy bedside manner"

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

40 years later...

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

'My credentials as a nanny? Trust me, I have a lot of experience in raising kids...'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Tilly Slowboy

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Duel in a wheelchair.