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"I have to keep my human on a leash, otherwise he'll become lost."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Bathing the dog

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I heard they mate for life."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I had to skip my workout."

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Christmas Pets

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'They sure have small litters.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Boy whistling at crackers.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Food

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Best friends without borders.

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"He wants a second opinion."