Dedicated Caretaker T-Shirts

"We're one of the few professions that honors Labor Day by continuing to labor."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I had to skip my workout."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'They sure have small litters.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Take care'.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'