Companion Caretaker Pillows

"I have to keep my human on a leash, otherwise he'll become lost."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Bathing the dog

"I heard they mate for life."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Christmas Pets

"I had to skip my workout."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'They sure have small litters.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Best friends without borders.