Family Caretaker Pillows

The family dog feels neglected because of the attention given to the new baby.

"We're deep in debt and need to balance the budget."

"Dear me, bills,bills nothing but bills."

Sickbed

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'They sure have small litters.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Tilly Slowboy

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'