Baby Caretakers Pillows

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City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Foster failure

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'