Baby Caretakers Mugs

A New Parents Book Cover Idea.

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Foster failure

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'