Babysitters Pillows

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"The kids just played quietly all night, like kids do."

'Oh good! You got the kids to bed!'

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'...and do not open to strange people.'

"And, it would also help us attract the best babysitters."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What can I say: It's nice to get away from the kids once in a while..."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Three frogs watching their tadpoles.

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'Sure, six months ago babysitting was $10, but since then, you've had another five kids: I want a raise!'

'Yoo hoo we're home! Have any trouble getting him off to bed?'

Honey, hurry up, the baby-sitter's here...

"Your baby-sitter wants to know if she should tip the firemen"

'We couldn't find a sitter for our baby, so we made him part of our costumes.'

'Keep an EYE on him for me.'

'Sorry, Holly!'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."