Hiring A Babysitter Pillows

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'Please let it be burglars and not the sitter cracking up again!'

'Please let it be burglars and not the sitter cracking up again!'

"The sitter's here, honey!"

"The babysitter wants to know where you keep your vodka?"

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Baby Hairstyles.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

A baby playing on a grand piano