Hiring A Nanny Pillows

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

City Zoo: Day Care

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The child is very illogical'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.