Hiring A Nanny Prints

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

City Zoo: Day Care

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.