Becoming A Babysitter Pillows

'You don't have to look after them much at this age - they don't remember anything.'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

My folks keep all the good stuff over the fridge! Chips, pop, candy, wine...'

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Baby Hairstyles.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Changing the baby.