Baby Sitter Pillows

'Aren't you even going to tell me what the word I said means?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Hush puppy.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."