Snow Babysitter Pillows

"That's the trouble with the nursery slopes, crowded with ski-ing nannies!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Happy Hour

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Baby Hairstyles.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."