Baby Sitter Gifts

'Aren't you even going to tell me what the word I said means?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Hush puppy.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."