Pet Sitter Gifts

"The meaning of life is cats."

Santa Claus walks dogs

"Your love gives me strength."

Pets on holiday.

"How long have you been self-employed?"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

'Sit!'

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'He hates the rain.'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

'Out, damned Spot.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

No motivation

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Conversation between Dogs.

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Jue des Boules

Tourists and their Pets.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"They never give us homework in obedience school. They know we'd just eat it anyway."

"You're right, boy... man nor beast!"

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"The great thing about this job is I get to work from home."

"Mine's still in bed."

'Let's not let some silly carpet come between us being best friends, Carl...'