Dog Sitting Gifts

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

'Thank you for looking after him while we were away. Was he a good boy?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

"Pick me!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Why do they do that?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.