Dog Gifts

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"It's not going to throw itself."

Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

"Yesterday I had the trots, you should have seen him trying to scoop that up"

'...Then one day it occurred to me, if I ever did catch my tail, what would I do with it?'

Fire hydrant sprays on dog.

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"Football is one long game of fetch."

The meaning of life.

"She's a weiner cat."

"Write what you know.""Bark, bark, bark. Tennis ball, squirrel."

Not all pets seek their owners affection!

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Lady Macbeth's Dog...

Dog lovers fund.

I've just had a brilliant image, but with a different dog.'

The era of Pit Bulls was over, but O'Shannon, like every other dog, had had his day.'

'I think he's got dropsy, doc. He keeps dropping on the ground.'

'Nothing to worry about. Just a little chronic suppurative granular balanoposthitis.'

'He likes to make sure we're not throwing away any of his stuff.'

"Some days it's only the barking that keeps me sane."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Dog in Daisys

Beach Artist

'It's April 15th - Do you know where your dependents are?'

'...You need to make a distinction between boot-licking and butt-kissing.'

'It's the dog's 'stroking manual'. He's very particular.'

'Middle child, middle pup, same thing.'

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'I guess the free ride would be over if they found out we can read their thought balloons...'

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."